Squigs

*show boyfriend we have henna*

*offer to draw on them*

little did they know...

A solid two thirds (at least) of the time that I hear this take, it's coming from someone who endorses AI slop and/or is dropshipping something by using the "woe is me, nobody buys my handcrafted** blankets" story.

There is just so, so much about this statement, and seeing it in my feeds over and over and over again that makes me feel so...graaagh. I can't even

*and technically most of what they're calling modern isn't even that since the contemporary era is postmodernism, and modernism ended in the 70's (I know it's semantics but it matters and shows you don't care about context)

(for genderqueer gamers mostly, but cis folk who think about their genders are also more than welcome <3 )

had to dress appropriately for the big day

lunchhhhhhh

(ok like actually how is this stuff cheaper and tastier than what I could actually buy from a normal place to buy food 😭)

greeting their captive brethren

Look upon your origins, my child. Rejoice, that you may henceforth feel the embrace of cuddles and not that of a perspex and wood crate.