It Me

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

To level my charisma stat

Ah a gamer, you may pass

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character…

Kuzco could have played Deadpool

if you work retail long enough i think you should be given license to kill 

addendum: during holiday season they give the entire staff a machete regardless of how long they’ve worked retail and whatever happens, happens

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight

apparently a Tetris battle royale came out, and in addition to that just being funny on its own, we’ve also got twitch streamers getting pwned by like, retirees who have been playing tetris for the last three and a half decades

they’re getting blown up live by people with handles like ‘eileen’ and ‘lovemykids72’

That is so incredible. Thank you for this news.

THIS IS GOOD THIS IS WHOLESOME THE OLDIES ARE COMING

Wait- how is this diet

one sip and you decide not to drink the rest