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@graylish

six million years of biological evolution for reproduction and i can’t even talk to people i like

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

Being old doesn’t excuse being a bigot, now or ever

I recall a paper arguing that (a) reason older demographics skew right is because poor people die younger.

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

-Jesus at the last supper

Amen

cancer season is abt crying in places u would normally not cry … the car on ur way home from work … ur living room in the morning … walking ur dog around the block ….. on public transport …. shit im abt to cry right now !

Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.

Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.

We are the Priests Of the Notre Dame  Our great Hats  Fill the hallowed halls We are the Priests Of the Notre Dame All the gifts of Hats  Are held within our walls

*takes away the guitar and bashes you over the had with it*