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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I’m betting on the potato

top tier object

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

glowing as though holy

Forward-facing eyes means they’re predators now

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

I uh.... I don't get it.

OH GOD DAMN IT.

I don’t get it 😢

This post is very hard to get if you're on PC.

No its not just copy it into paint n rotate that fucker