Moriarty

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨

god what can't dr pepper do

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

i have a sudden and mysterious suggestion

Odyssey day today! Hyped for it

Was it good???? I kinda want to see it but not if its some Hollywood trash.

@jimisanasshat yeah thats right its a Nolan film. He is more human based with his work. Im sure it was a very pleasing film to see. I guess it doesn't sound bad but the lack of mythology might throw me if I go see it. Hmmm...🤔🤔🤔

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

I like to imagine that after recording this, Mrs. Hudson invited Jim for tea and apple pie.

Look im not saying that that they both get high off of mary j and go on adventures in her red sportcar but that is what im saying.