that about sums it up

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

This is awesome.

Not something I’d typically reblog but I like.

This is bloody fantastic.

Honestly seeing old photos in color makes the past so much more tangible.

what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people

Philosophy: Solved

I’ve never laughed so hard 

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

OMFG!!!! LOL

Omg

Omg this bitch needs to be at Universals !!!

Her laugh lol loves it.

That wheezing laughing is literally me

This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.

I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.

I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

me

now THIS is good content if i’ve ever seen it

I just stubbed my toe and honestly death couldn’t come quicker right now

When u forget what pocket ur phone is in and u start doing the macarena

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them