lol okay.

scooby doo taught me that its okay to smoke weed and eat a big sandwich

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

wait.

i hate being here i want to be home doing weed and gay shit

Same but without the gay shit

i just had an experience i dont think anyone else on earth has ever had before where i saw a tumblr ad and thought “wow that seems interesting i want to check that out” (it was an ad for a new method of learning to speak welsh) and for the first time in human history i actually intentionally clicked on an ad on tumblr to see more information about a product and the fucking link it had embedded was broken and didnt work

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures