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once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

What's sending me is the "described as having rounded ears", as if to distinguish her from other stray giraffes that concerned neighbours might encounter.

I mean given Texas apparently has no exotic animal regulation the fact you might encounter another stray giraffe is low, but not zero.

MAY YOUR DAY BE YURIFUL ON THIS YURI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

#this isn't even because he's a crocodile man #this is just what applying for jobs is like (via @architeuthisducks-blog​)

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

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