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Trumps the man🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

It's gotta be killing the "Trump is literally Hitler" crowd when they learn Trump saved Tic Toc. 🤣

So weird how when you focus on competence over ticking off boxes on a diversity checklist you still get diverse hires. Almost like it's pretty bigoted to assume that the only competent people in the country are straight white men.

Say it again louder for the people in the back

It's almost as if Trump is NOT a bigot and the Trump Administration, the Republican party in-general, actually hire diverse people for their merits and skills despite their of diversity instead of purely and only BECAUSE of their diversity regardless if they're skilled or qualified.

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

50 First Doses

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

Yep

i hate that every time i look for color studies and tips to improve my art and make it more dynamic and interesting all that comes up are rudimentary explanations of the color wheel that explain it to me like im in 1st grade and just now discovering my primary colors

“red and green are opposites 🥰” cool now how do i paint a tree with pinks and blues without it looking like a child’s finger painting or incongruous blobs of rainbow vomit

thanks this is super helpful! /gen

Misled? 🙄

So FLOOFY!!!