My Mom candidly admits their marriage was already broken and I was an “oops” baby. She says “Your Dad came home drunk and wouldn’t leave me alone. I just wanted to shut him up and let me go to sleep.”

“It’s only illegal if you get caught.”

Prefer the rebel flag, definitely. But wouldn’t necessarily mind the gay pride if they weren’t also almost always such insufferable assholes. I’ve had gay friends, I don’t gaf. I think most people could care less what others prefer in bed; just stop feeling the need to make it your entire identity. Stop shoving the shit down all our throats. No need for parades and special treatment.

Even as a fairly young kid I thought it was funny nobody noticed/cared she was wearing pantyhose and heels with shorts. Like…..when has that ever been an acceptable fashion choice? Had this conversation later with a lesbian friend, and she said Daisy Duke was how she realized she was gay.

HELL YES!!!