Pocket Hexagon

locking the instant gratification monkey in a cage with the wire mother

when i describe myself as evil i mean it primarily in the sense that i am an enemy of the church

3rd base is when i throw up at your house

the 6th love language is actually cumming inside and fucking it deeper

Mutuals can unscrew my panels and see my terrible cable management

now I understand why so many hoes died of dysentery back then I'd fucking shit myself to death if I had to be sober in 105 degree weather too 1850s mormon bitches literally braver than every us marine

i have been drinking white claws since noon

Doing the most to reassure me having left the Mormons behind and getting my party on every day

It’s kind of disgusting that people have sex in the same place that they sleep 🤢😷

Literally this is why I only have sex in my car or in the woods

I act like i’m okay but deep down I wanna get paid to sleep

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

THE CONSEQUENCES

Stop being modest and send me your nudes already

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