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my doordasher has been fucking around in the restaurant parking lot for a half hour now. probably playing with his tip and maybe even his balls a little bit on the holy day no less

to be honest he may even be curiously slipping his middle finger in and out of his hole with his shirt between his teeth adn his legs shaking well as long as i get my food buddy

who knows though

dude i've seen you die a hundred times,,, i'm telling you i'm trapped in a time loop you have to let e jerk you off, it won't change anything,, but we literally haven't tried it yet please it could save everyone

i dont want to give the government money i want to buy awesoem things instead

that’s where i was raised

yeah I remember when you hatched

she’s playing fucking reindeer games with you man

aw fuck i activated stinky keys