Satan's Ass Crack

i simply do not vibe with the concept of having to give away human hours of my life in exchange for the necessities of living

I cant stop thinkjing about this it KILLS me

This is so passive aggressive I’m actually losing my shit

You need to see this.

Waddling

“can playing a video game be spiritual?” bruh play animal crossing at 2:23 am on a calm rainy night and u will transcend space and time and find peace

Isabelle is a millenial icon. 19 degrees and she can still only be a secretary while you’re the mayor.

this is somehow already a classic short video

This looks like it was shot in 2019 and 2006 all at once

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

that’s a goddamned power move

this is why im so fucking pissed white colonial fucks and white vegans get so enraged at indigenous people for using hides/leather and animal bones as if that shit breaks or rips like cheap polyester does

i went to bed last night knowing that one youtube gamerman fucked a youtube gamerwoman behind his cosplayer wife’s back. i wake up this morning to learn that two people got the bubonic plague in 2019 from eating a dead rat raw. it’s a good thing i lost my ability to feel surprised 3 years ago

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

just dirty enough to be a goblin