Oh Ophelia, I Feel Ya

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

you can lead a lamb away from slaughter but you can't make it stop feeling like a sacrifice

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

stop that put my words back normal style