Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boi

hudson said i’m not starring in your short film if i can’t wear little leopard print panties

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

guys don’t come out as bisexual anymore they just see CRANK by slayyyter playing on the tv and say Quick take my picture

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

sitting behind a mystical waterfall doing my call center polling job

ilya trying to show david hollander a meme on his phone, david having to physically take the phone to hold it 2 feet from his face looking at it over his glasses, staring at it for 15 solid seconds reading it aloud under his breath, and then politely asking ilya “you know this person?”

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

Hey guys, thank you, I don't know what to say, I don't know how we'll give you back, we Philistines. Just all we can say, thank you for your time and effort you give us. You are truly the greatest people on the planet. Thank you someone who supported us and donated to us

Hey guys, if it weren't for your donations But now, all of my family and I are dead. Especially my father, because he is a cancer patient and the lack of medication is a very difficult reason. Because of your donations, you have saved us all. Everything I can say is truly thank you to all of you from the heart of Gaza. I'm really happy you consider your second family.