Sprucifer

i love that this is perfectly designed to make every single political person angry but for different reasons

can’t wait until people start claiming to be shadowbanned on this site and we collectively get to inform them that there’s no algorithm and their posts just suck

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_(birding)

So you’re saying “look at the jizz on those boobies” is a perfectly ordinary thing for a birder to say?

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

I Am So Fucking Tired

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

I wanna say that was Tenet?

holy fuck

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

$17.99