guuuyyss what do you think Philipâs laugh would sound like? I mean a genuine laugh? would it unintentionally sound like a supervillain laugh or what?
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guuuyyss what do you think Philipâs laugh would sound like? I mean a genuine laugh? would it unintentionally sound like a supervillain laugh or what?

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I think Philip Wittebane would support climate protection bc itâs also protection of humanity. send post.
I just thought about the old group playing card games and Jax being the sorest of losers about it
my mental health is so cooked that my brain fabricated the most cracked up toh au ever seen just to keep me the slightest bit happy
Toh incorrect quotes part 3
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Amity: I started school with straight Aâs. Now Iâm not even straight.
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Luz: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Luz: I need my socks.
(I feel you, Luz.)
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Luz: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.
Luz: When it hits a corner perfect, Iâm allowed one good idea.
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Willow: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.
Hunter, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!
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Luz: Here comes the lightning!
Luz, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.
Willow: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
(This is how I imagine Luz explaining Azura to Willow would go.)
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Luz: I've been expecting you, Hunter.
Hunter: How did you do that without turning around?
Luz: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.
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Willow: Gus...
Gus: Oh no, 'Gus' in B flat.
Gus: You're disappointed.

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okay but who taught him this đđ
think about it. This guy is from the 17th century and speaks formal as hell, and then he just hits you with this. Caught me off guard so badly i laughed hysterically
Anyway headcanon that belos would--RARELY but still would--pick up mannerisms from random members of the emperor's coven
Like imagine he's just sitting in the throne room, doing whatever he does when he overhears one of the coven members grumbling "my scroll is broken? give me a break man," and he's there thinking, foolish witches with their nonsense terminology, then moves on but he keeps overhearing it. Not like, all the time but enough from passing by other members to figure out what they mean then comes a day he's walking with hunter and hears kikimora calling for him to pester him about something, and Belos unknowingly mutters out loud "Ugh, Give me a break here" And Hunter's neck nearly snaps from how quick he looks at belos because ???? this is the same uncle who likes to use words like "Hitherto" and "Betwixt" then all of a sudden drops that.
Does anyone else sometimes imagine theyâre Philipâs modern day guide?
Like, when I go somewhere on my own and I just wanna talk, I imagine heâs there with me and Iâm explaining things to him or sharing my thoughts (in my head). Itâs quite fun.
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Wdym Din Djarin casually destroyed the Hutts, a criminal dynasty thatâs been in control of criminal operations across the galaxy for forever? All while taking a supposed âbreakâ from his work??
(I know it wasnât casual like that, and he wouldâve died if it wasnât for Grogu. My point is, I love this guy and heâs awesome and not to be messed with.)

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*listens to Guns for Hire (from the Arcane album)*
âDamn, that song fits Pawbert.â
*listens to Twisted (by Missio)*
âThat also fits for Pawbert, how interesting.â
*listens to the bird song (by Noah Floersch)*
âWTH THAT FITS SO WELL FOR GARY AND PAWBERT WHY DOES EVERYTHING I LISTEN TO LOOP BACK TO PAWBERT-â
just as titus said in hoppers "spare me your pity" now spare me YOUR PITY THAT IS GARY DE'SNAKE AND PAWBERT LYNXLEY IN MATCHING SWEATERS!!! BECAUSE THEY DEVOURED SO HARD AND KILLED IT!!!
you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself as a villain."
meet Belos from the big AU I'm currently working on!! dw I'll tell ya everything eventually, it just has a lot of lore and i need to do a lot of concepts, this will take time
Belos enjoyers of tumblr, how do you think heâd act if he were to get drunk?
As someone who doesnât love Belos but loves his character(if that makes sense) 100% a bigoted rant similar to that of your politically questionable grandparents about how(read in a slurred Belos voice âthese damn witches are being wild and society has *hic* lost its mind I remember when there was no wild witches and everyone followed my great covensâŚ. I mean why would they even want witchâs here be witch degenerates *hic*â proceeds to collapse on the ground and get rolled out of the bar
ok thatâs hilarious đ
also yes, your stance towards Belos absolutely makes sense
Red Dead Redemption 2 is the most beautiful game Iâve ever seen
but itâs so vast and expansive and Iâm honestly quite overwhelmed by the possibilities it offers
can anyone else relate?
like, Iâve never done a full playthrough, but you bet my autistic ass knows everything about the story, the different endings, the characters, and nearly everything you can do in this game
playing it tends to look like this for me:
what are your experiences with playing a rdr game?

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Belos enjoyers of tumblr, how do you think heâd act if he were to get drunk?
Rigging up that Titan skeleton has been kicking my ass lately, so have a post attempting to express a bunch of my recent reddit comments into a single cohesive essay.
It Was Never About the Witches - An Analysis of Belosâ Motivations from a Narrative, Historical, and Human Perspective
Everybody tends to focus on the witch-hunting as the reason for Belosâ genocidal campaign, but I disagree. Belosâ obsession with witch hunting is akin to Luzâs obsession with âGood Witch Azuraâ: a shield for the real issues at play.Â
Why do I say it wasnât about the witch-hunting? I have two big reasons. One of those is because of the narrative structure of the show. The other is because historically, the witch hunts were never about the witches.
First, the narrative reasons
Luz and Belos are mirrors for each other
The show does a lot to play Luz and Belos off each other. They both start off with the idea that theyâre something special in this world. Theyâre both semi-outsiders in Gravesfield; itâs stated that the brothers moved there later. They both have a fascination with glyph magic. I donât think it is for nothing that one of Luzâs nightmares is becoming another Belos.
I donât think it is unreasonable to say that witch hunting to Phillip was like Good Witch Azura was to Luz - a sort of an escapist fantasy. Fantasy in Phillipâs case is more the âwhen I grow upâ type than the explicitly fictional sort, but more on that later. Right now, my point is that, in the same way that Luz had a hard time bonding a palisman because âbe a witchâ wasnât her deepest wish, âbe a witch hunterâ wasnât actually Phillipâs.
Which brings us to the historical reasoning:
It is NEVER about the witches.
Witch hunts donât happen in a vacuum. Natural medicine was not uncommon. Kitchen gardens would have a selection of medical herbs grown alongside vegetables. Weird witchy sounding superstitions were not uncommon. Most of the time, nobody cared.Â
We need to start thinking of witch hunts as less about the interplay of science and superstition and more about community scapegoating. The blaming of those things was because they needed to find a witch, so they will take any âevidenceâ they could find. Women were disproportionately targeted because they were lessers in society, and therefore more expendable.
I say this because there is this tendency to think of ourselves as so much better, so much more enlightened. We arenât. We just find different witches. Scapegoating when things are going wrong is a way of feeling like you have control over a situation where you donât.
That is the key ingredient in most witch hunts: a desire for control. Something bad is happening that you canât explain or do anything about, and you donât like feeling helpless to deal with it. Maybe it is an illness. Maybe it is the effects of war, or the longer-term effects of a natural disaster. These days we just find different witches. My culty fundamentalist upbringing had gay people. I read a book in history class that claimed the Roman Empire fell because they were okay with gay people. More secular societies may blame immigrants, or completely innocuous religious practices that donât affect anybody. (Iâm looking at you, Quebec.)
Sometimes you do have a case where somebody is spearheading a witch hunt with malicious intent or, in the case of Belos, because they are completely incapable of recognizing that they may have messed up. You need some sort of power to do that, and even then Itâs hard to do without the community dissatisfaction to back you up.
So if it wasnât about the witch-hunting what was it?
We got the answer explicitly stated in the show, within a narrative structure that suggests that it was what was actually going on. (Paraphrased) âSounds like Big Bro got a hot witch girlfriend and Little Bro couldnât cope.â
The plans for the Day of Unity were less an obsession with witch hunting, and more the result of a centuries-long crash-out because his brother didnât want to be his and only his. It wasnât even choosing Evelyn instead of him. We can tell from the Hollow Mind portraits and the rebuses that Caleb didnât think it had to be either his brother or his lover.Â
Yes, that does sound incestuous, and the discomfort of that may be why I often see it left out of analysis of Belosâ actions. Itâs inescapable though. The closest real world behaviour I can think of are the family annihilators who think their partner will leave them, or stalker exes who, in addition to their former partner, try to kill as many of the people their partner âchoseâ over them.
Does that mean that Belos was not racist against witches? Absolutely not, and I never said that. I AM saying that if Caleb had run off to Rhode Island and married a Quaker, Phillip would have been trying to replicate the Boston Martyrs in Connecticut, and later used King Phillipâs War as an excuse to mess up Rhode Island. Iâd say lol about the name, but that was one of those wars that was an excuse to kill a bunch of indigenous people, so I wonât.
Puritans hated Quakers just as much as they hated witches; he could have easily justified it. Also, here is my usual rant that witch hunts werenât Puritan-exclusive, and the thing that made Puritan New England uniquely horrifying was that it was a massive cult compound. One of the factors that led to the Salem Witch Trials was anxiety because it was getting harder for town authorities to establish their usual level of behavioural control.
Side note: The colonies of Providence Plantations and Rhode Island were explicitly established as places for people who were fed up with Puritan bullshit. Both colonies were started by ex-Puritans who got out. And, as ironic as Phillip murdering his brother in the city of brotherly love would be, this is pre-Pennsylvania, so that easy Quaker sanctuary isnât an option. Look, Caleb was gonna run off to a red island one way or another.
I may have headcanoned Roger Williams as Calebâs âGood Witch Azura,â because running away from Puritan nonsense in the most dramatic way possible and finding a home where the people Puritans want gone are just your friends and neighbours sounds pretty on-point. Phillip wants to become witchhunter-general like self-proclaimed âWitchfinder-Generalâ Matthew Hopkins. Caleb wants to run away to Rhode Island in a blizzard.
So where does witch-hunting fit into it?
Hereâs where we get more into my idea of Phillipâs obsession being more of an escapist fantasy.
The big driver is my history nerd side. Thereâs no way those two would be able to maintain a living from witch hunting.Â
First off, thatâs rarely how it worked. There was one case where it did - aforementioned Matthew Hopkins - he did his thing in the more populated England. Also, Iâm personally convinced he was a con man. He made his money by going to villages that were already on edge because of the English Civil Wars, claiming to be an âexpertâ with a fake title, and said âI have the answer to your problems, you just have to pay me!â
That is the exact plot of The Music Man, except that Hopkins wasnât selling musical instruments, he was selling murder.
Then, when that con ran thin and he wanted to retire, he wrote a book so he could still make money from it. Itâs play-for-play from the grifter handbook.
That book, âThe Discovery of Witches,â was influential in the Connecticut Witch Trials, which is the other reason I like seeing Hopkins as Phillipâs Azura. He even had a book to be obsessed with. Also, Belos did ultimately become a con man in a similar vein with his âwild witchâ thing.
Now, conceivably, Phillip could have found a career where authority in witch hunts would have been a small part of the job, but that would have required him to become part of the clergy. That would have required higher education though, and Harvard seems like it would have been financially out of reach. There are records of clergymen complaining that they werenât paid enough to send their own sons to Harvard; Caleb and Phillip wouldnât have had a chance.
(Trivia: Harvard College was established so that Puritans in New England could train up new members of the clergy without sending them all the way back to England.)
Do I doubt that it was something he and Caleb shared? Absolutely not. I think the fact that it was probably contributed to Phillipâs crash-out. But, if we see it as ultimately an escapist fantasy that they got the opportunity to act on once or twice, that allows for a sort of nuance that you donât get when you take the story presented in Gravesfield at face value. To be clear, I donât think Gravesfield was lying, per se. I do think they were exaggerating a story they found mentions of once or twice to get tourism dollars like Salem.
Phillip can be all-in on the witch-hunting thing while Calebâs attitude toward it could be just about anywhere. I personally like the idea that Caleb tacitly encouraged it because it kept attention off of him.
Anybody else notice that the source for the most stereotypically witchy nose in the show is a human? And, as orphans, they would have been in that group of society undesirables that would have made them easy targets should a scapegoat âwitchâ be desired to pin a townâs problems on. And, given the overall themes of the show, I suspect they were both pretty obviously neurodivergent. I mean, literal masks are a whole-ass theme.
At least they werenât women. Even then, their sex wouldnât have been a guarantee of safety. Caleb is the older one, so even if he isnât explicitly aware of the danger, heâs going to be aware of it on some level. He doesnât get any sort of bigger dreams. They gotta live somehow.
So here are these brothers, almost certainly with major attachment trauma, skirting a pretty dangerous place to be in Puritan society, seemingly united by a fantasy thatâs only a fantasy in the sense that itâs not financially viable. At least Luz knew Good Witch Azura was fiction.
Then Caleb falls in love with a witch and leaves. Calebâs perspective makes sense. The Boiling Isles would have felt significantly safer, and, if he is also struggling with the realization that they had been wrong about witches all along, he wouldnât want to keep that up any longer. Thatâs how people get killed.
But, for whatever reason, he has done jack-all prior to temper Phillipâs witch hunter dreams. It is hard to change minds from that. Either because Caleb was too ashamed to say anything to Phillip after so long, or he did, and Phillip didnât listen, Caleb seemingly abandoned his brother. But not really. He did leave behind the rebuses. He wanted Phillip to follow him.
Thatâs not what Phillip sees though. Witch hunting matters because that was the thing that, from his perspective, he and his brother shared. Given religious beliefs at the time, âhe was bewitchedâ is not a completely unreasonable explanation for his brotherâs sudden switch-up.
Itâs also the reason that allows him to keep the idealized version of Caleb that exists in his head. Itâs not dissimilar from the way some parents will try to blame others for their childrenâs actions that they disagree with. âHe surrounded himself with the wrong people.â âSheâs not gay; itâs because the woke agenda has made LGB123 cool now.â âHe stopped talking to me because his partner made him.â
Hey, look, smaller scale witch-hunting!
It can be hard to accept when somebody you supposedly love does something you disagree with. That means giving up control. Taken to extremes, it means denying that person any agency in their own life. That person isnât a person, they are a thing that you are owed.
(Insert quote from another notable witch about sin beginning when you see people as things. GNU Terry Pratchett)
Suddenly witch hunting has gone from a thing they shared to a Phillipâs coping strategy for his brother choosing to leave him. Caleb didnât choose to leave. He was stolen from him.
Phillip had evidence that Caleb acted on his own free will though. He had the rebus. That didnât register in his head though.
I donât think Phillip set out with the intent of killing his brother. The cycle of grimwalkers suggests that. Iâm fairly certain he set out with the intent of killing Evelyn and bringing his brother back.Â
I rather suspect Phillip may have had a hard time coping in Gravesfield without Caleb as well. I donât take his view in Hollow Mind of himself as a kid at face value (pretty big age jump between that and Phillip arriving in the Isles), although it is possible he was. Phillip was at least as old as Caleb was when their parents died, which may have factored into Calebâs thinking. Even if Phillip was older, he definitely hasnât been set up for success. First off, inevitable attachment trauma in a place unsympathetic to inevitable attachment trauma. Additionally, if we accept my theory that Caleb was afraid of getting accused of witchcraft himself, he did basically nothing to disavow Phillip of that fantasy, at least not enough for Phillip to easily adapt.
Bringing Caleb back also means restoring Phillip to his rightful place in society, and maybe more. Heâd be a hero, braving the depths of hell to rescue his brother.
The murder happened when Caleb made it clear that he was not appreciative of Phillipâs rescue attempts like he should have been. If Phillip is forcing him to choose, he is going to choose his wife and kid(s). Phillip canât accept that though. Caleb would never choose someone over him. This Caleb is broken, defective, and what do you do with broken things?
Everything that follows is an extended crash-out from that action. Suddenly there is no brother to bring back. Maybe he thought that at first that a grimwalker would provide him that, but that notion was pretty quickly dissuaded. To prove himself worthy of returning home, heâs going to need to do something big. Also, thereâs almost certainly a revenge motive - witches stole Caleb; they ruined his life -Â but Evelyn herself was out of reach.
Itâs all a blame game. Phillip canât accept that anything in Calebâs life isnât about him. No, the witches made Caleb do it. He canât accept that much of his current state is the consequence of his own actions. The part that wasnât, the part that wasnât in his control, puts blame in an uncomfortable place. He canât accept that the toxicity of Puritan society, as well as his own brotherâs mistakes in raising him, played a big part in his pain. No, much easier to blame the witches.
Itâs a very human thing, but Belos wasnât limited to human solutions. Humans donât have access to magic that allows them to unnaturally extend their lives, nor immortal semi-deities with access to apocalypse level magic they donât understand. Humans donât have access to such a straightforward way to create new emotional security blankets like the grimwalker spell.
Belos was fundamentally human, like Luz, like us. His story is a cautionary tale of refusal to accept blame (or place it where it belongs), and seeing the world as revolving around yourself.
It was never about âwitches.â