24/7 sass and sweetness

hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

Just found out CJ from animal crossing is called Justin Bieber in Japan and I'm inconsolable

So his name is Justin in Japanese, like the American name Justin. He's a beaver. So the joke is he's Justin Beaver. But Japanese doesn't have a 'v' sound in their alphabet, so they use 'b' as it's equivalent. So his fucking name is Justin Beaber.

this isnt a parallel i asked for nor expected but i aint complaining

“This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little and broken but still good. Yeah, still good.” Damn right.

purr-fect pitch... 

physically im here but mentally im standing on a big boulder on the shoreline when the storm is about to come and you can feel the wind brushing past your skin and the first drops of rain, before you run back barefoot through the wet grass to your cottage and then you bust out hot cocoa as the thunder comes rolling in and the rain hits hard and loud on your uninsulated wooden roof

i appreciate thats drastically harder then making a ‘correct’ cake

OH he is READY

I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades