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Me every time I see a girl in a button up shirt

this changes everything

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

FINALLY, some sensible dialogue in this series

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

artists drawing catwoman like: I’m trying to sneak around this museum but the clap from my enormous unsupported breasts keep alerting the guards 

HSHSHAJKSKSHD

when there’s an earthquake coffins become maracas.