I don't even know anymore

we consider our stamina, our willpower in contrast to other animals; how we run things to death, and how we’re tougher in some ways than animals, and its generally accepted that we might be pretty tough compared to other aliens, maybe super pretty or diplomatically skilled

but then we go there, and meet aliens, and we look up

and up

and up some more to see their eye-analogues or whatever they might have

and they are huge, and they are strong, and they’re extremely worried about how relatively fragile we seem to be, in comparsion; but for those of us that are effectively posthuman, heavily cyborg-ed up or whatnot, we’re not in a majority of innate physical fitness compared to other aliens, as imagined

we’re not the orcs of space, we realize in a shock

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e v e r y o n e

tag people, reblog, so on

now i tag people

@frnkfuckniero @joshdunsleftdrumstick @the-black-melody @the10dollarfoundingfather @markdebutslimitlessly @opaiescents

no reblogs will be taken after DEC 31st

sorry

but i will start this again

I mean that’s A LOT of drawings dude, why did you do this to yourself?

and thanksss

i know

I’m trying to prove something to my little sister.

If you pronounce it as “two-twenty-one B,” go to this post.

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1. Help my friends no matter what2. Kind person3. Good artist4. Smart person5. good musician

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2) Logical thinker

3) Planner

4) Creative

5) Careful

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decent artist

kinda sorta funny

not bad intelligence

creative

ive been told im mature but i don’t talk to people my age so idk

I recently reached 500 followers, finally got around to actually organizing my boots, AND I’m moving to my favorite place (Orlando!) very soon, so it seemed like a great time for a giveaway!!

If you win, you’ll get access to my entire bootleg library! I have 54 boots now, but as a reference, I had zero a month ago, so it’ll be expanding, and expanding quickly haha!

The rules:

1. You gotta be following me

2. You have to have a google account. I’ll be sharing the document directly with you through google drive if you win.

3. Only reblogs will count, but more reblogs means a better chance of winning!

4. On August 26th, I’ll randomly pick 3 people to win!

5. If you win, you must follow the “bootleg rules” (listed on the document I’ll give to you) or i absolutely will revoke your access

Good luck!!

My list of boots (as of July 31) is as follows:

I’m not just talking clothes, what about plate design?

“Human Steve, why are you arranging that Basil leaf at a precise 90 degree angle? Does it affect the taste of the dish?” He was already aware the sense of taste was very important to humans.

“Nah, just looks nicer. I’ve been watching too much food network.”

What about flowers? Some people hate the look of some plants. What about when they go to a new planet, they see these flowers that look a lot like roses, and start fawning over them. The aliens already know that humans use flowers as symbols of good will, so maybe one of them gives them some flowers, but no. Because those are weeds, or just flowers that look really horrible together. And aliens never knew how opinionated humans are.

Or tastes just not going together well, you like white wine, and you like steak right? But god forbid you pair them together, especially in front of rich people. Aliens would be so confused.

Earth may be space Australia, but humans are those pre-madonna celebrities that have to have exactly 15 RED M&MS NEXT TO A SPRING WATER BOTTLE COOLED TO PRECISELY 5 DEGREES CELSIUS.

Tho I love Sherlock he’s so cute and ;;;

I saw a “humans are weird” post about muscle memory, and thought about how much we rely on it. Take playing the piano for example, when I was learning I was taught to arch my hands, not to slouch, etc. But what if you had to take all of that into account consciously? 

I think, for a human, the process of doing something familiar becomes second nature. So for someone experienced, playing a familiar song, their process might be something like this: 

 Find notes> play. And all of the other things they’ve learnt for years are still in their head, just happening without thinking. 

The humans seemed quite excited to be back on Earth after many cycles traveling the galaxy. Tarvan watched as they ran about their homeworld with ease. After a while, human-rosy grabbed a strange object from a rack of them.

“Hey Tarvan, have you ever seen a bike?” she called, swinging one leg over the strange thing. 

“What is this ‘bike’ thing for, human-rosy?” the thing appeared to be easy to move in Earth gravity with its ‘wheel’ which humans were so fond of.

“watch” Human-Rosy called sitting in what appeared to be a seat on the thing and putting her feet on small platforms attached to smaller wheels in the middle of the bike. Slowly Human-Rosy began pushing the platforms and the ‘bike’ began to move.

“How do you remember how to do that so well after so long in space?” Tarvan was often confused by xis human companions, but xe often forget how to do things on xis homeworld after only a few cycles in space, it had been five Earth years since the humans had been back.

“its called muscle memory, I don’t consciously remember how to ride it, but my legs know what to do”