orland-hoe

just turned 20; no jokes allowed from here on out .if i see 1 post without a semicolon or the word “economy” i will NOT hesitate to block .

no offense but sweet dreams are literally made of this and.. who am i to disagree

op literally travelled the world and the seven seas but go off I guess

Everyone in this post is looking for something

if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now

#eat something if you’re feeling wild

Ow

one of the first things i learned in theatre was audience etiquette y’all all need to learn it too!!! theatre companies work their asses off to entertain you you BETTER respect them

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views

Everyone Wants to Fuck Their Mom (NOT CLICKBAIT)

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear

Could really use some coffee, a good playlist, a tattoo, and a plane ticket.