sorry about the sapphires

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

nobody has been there for me like the ‘x reader’ tag has been there for me

pewdiepie was one of the harbingers of the alt right internet apocalypse i hate that skinny white man with all my heart

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

drift compatibility continues to be one of my favorite ways to analyze a relationship. yes this ship is good but could they pilot a jaeger together LET'S DISCUSS

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

damn an u how old now?

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

letd go eat parts of that guys car