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doordash driver in cute lil dog ears came in earlier and i was like “omg i love your ears!!!!! so cute!!!” and she got flustered and was like “thank you i wish they were real…” and i love her so much i hope i can become her friend

when the unpopular female character is mean and cruel to the fan favorite 🤩😍🥳🥳🥳💍💍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩‼️‼️‼️‼️👍

watching a scene with a fav character can be so humiliating sometimes. like yes i'm watching this scene with this character because i want to see the character. yes i've paused it multiple times because i got too excited. before the character fully entered the screen even. guhhhh

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

I think it would be nice if just once some of you guys would meet up in real life and then come back talking about how much you hate each other and doing cutesy vagueposts about how you're plotting to kill each other

every day i get so mad minecraft is owned by microsoft

Would you prefer it still be owned by Notch? I think we are screwed regardless

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

Yes, nonblack people can reblog. I'd appreciate it, in fact, if y'all took the time to vocally support your Black friends/fans in fandom.

Stomach acid. I will dissolve you.

So I can breathe normal and you can vomit on cue. I rescind my disappointment, mine is better.

I GOT FRICKIN FLIES. WHAT THE HELL