Funny??

This is my favorite video ever

“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”

“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”

LOL dark-blueeeee

“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.

PFFFFF HAHA

“Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.”

Omg yes! This post should never die.

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

elephants

blocked

camels

extra blocked

donkeys

ultra blocked

that dick

… followed

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

they look like a boyband

MORDORECTION

Their number one hit song “They’re Taking Us to Isengard (ft. Legolas)”

stop putting this shit on my dash I’m serious

NAME A WOMAN

the robot cat in the opening of rugrats

I trust her

look at her. crop top, pussy out, a real icon

Can you people ever be normal

Is it ok if i swear?

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

f

yes go on

im nervous

fu…

fuc

fuck.

fuck

fuck!

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

calm down buddy

sorry…

DONT LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

You know what? You’re right! FUCK!

Amazing