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the mysterious case of benjamin bottom

the notes on this are depressing as hell u got all these people saying that this isnt friendship because friends are just people u go out to drink with on weekends and living with people and planning ur life with them in it is more than friendship. damn im really sorry none of u have ever experienced friendship in ur lives and need to make up new terms to describe genuinely caring about people

when i stretch in the morning

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🎶aint got no weed left to buuuuy so im lightin it up im lightin up im lovin and livin So we blazin up🎶

This got so much better so fast

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

The “more you might like” quadrant of recommended posts that appears whenever you reblog something is the new political compass

always reblog 

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