slip slidin' away

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

funniest possible situation to say “but we’re both girls!” go

the Xenomorph as Sigourney Weaver jettisons her out the airlock

okay sure

the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it's like if your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things

It’s true but also I jumped back on here after months just from seeing it brought up on Twitter

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him.