assigned goth at birth

SAVE US, CELINE

true facts: only lgbt ppl have gaydar. straight ppl just have stereotypes.

To all the holes I haven’t got to see

omg me

the scene in ex machina where oscar isaac is dancing in a room full of red lights wearing a low cut top should’ve been nominated for an oscar the bit where domhnall goes ‘you tore up her picture’ and oscar isaac just goes ‘i’m gonna tear up the fucking dancefloor’ is a work of art

that girl that eats edibles and does makeup tutorials is slowly becoming my favorite youtube channel

trader joe’s is so strategic with their cheap ass pricing… i’ll be browsing the store like ‘oh wow that’s just$2.99′ ‘this is only $3.99′ ‘i gotta get this it’s only $1.99′ and then i end up spending 85 bucks because my weak monkey brain can’t comprehend that things add up