Strictly stick shift witchcraft ♀

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

west virginia

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

do u ever get like water hungry…

Thirsty?

water hungry

Greaser Girls, 1950s

*youth pastor voice* here’s something that’s “on fleek”…….the lord

yeah you go you funky 12 year old

I ain’t no snitch, I don’t even report my browser for crashing.

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly