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he looks so sadā¦just let him in

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i want to run awayā¦but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard
me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles⢠ and hopelessly lost): whereās totoro
tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point
I truly believe that all my problems having to do with men can be traced back my undying love for Pauly Shore in the 90's.
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knock knock itās odin the death godĀ
one time alexander the great rode dick for 8 hours and then spent 8 hours the next day riding a horse, and thatās why i believe bottoms deserve more creditĀ
Except no, he didnāt. There is no evidence anywhere that says Alexander the Great was gay. What historical reference says that? His multiple wives maybe? His many children born to them? Or whatever delusion youāve cooked up to pass your own opinion?
honey , iām not spending an extra year in uni to get a classics degree not to respond to this directlyĀ
i) alexander had one (1) unborn child at the time of his death, because he only, miserably, managed to knock up one of his three (3) wives after his boyfriend diedĀ
ā> had alexander produced more than ONE (1) child, the hellenistic age would not have been defined by the fallout caused by his generals warring to decide a successor, ultimately destroying his empire and arguably sending everyone from macedon to modern-day palestine into a cultural dark ageĀ
ii) macedonian kings took multiple wives to secure succession, a political move that alexander resisted despite the urging of both antipater and olympias (iāll let you google them on your own time) for almost an literalĀ
decadeĀ
ā > thereās an anecdote found in the curtius , yourĀ āhistorical referenceā ā you can google his dates ā about alexanderās parents sending him a hooker because they were afraid he didnāt  ⦠how do i say it nicely? wanna fuck womenĀ
itās absolutely true that you canāt say alexander was gay; thatās grossly reductive, becauseĀ sexuality didnāt exist by modern definition in ancient times. more, alexander DID bone a woman, willingly, at one point ā a satrapās (google that) wife, named barsine, with whom he may or may not have produced a bastard child called heracles. getting dicked down doesnāt negate wanting to dick another down, an interesting concept that you would be familiar with if you took a quick jaunt out of that homophobic bubble wrap youāve duct-taped yourself into.Ā we also canāt FOR SURE 100% conclusively say that alexander and hephaestion boned;Ā butĀ plutarch, curtius, and diodorus are some notable biographers who delve into detail about alexanderās life-long, likely romantic connection to his right hand man, who he mourned so excessively at the time of his death that there was hardly a dime left for alexanderās own funeral. they didnāt make that shit up ā you can google what source criticism is, but some of THEIR sources included ptolemy i soter and callisthenes ā oof, more people for you to google! modern scholars from reames to borza to müller to green assume that he was getting dicked down for the above reasons, too!
at last, i shall acknowledge that my Humour Post refers to lucian (pro lapsu inter salutandum 8), who has some wink-wink-nudge-nudge content concerning who slept in whose tent when, but who wants to retread old ground? hereās another one of my favorites instead:Ā
323 was the year of alexanderās death (historical!), but even if lucian made all of this up, as this scholar seems to nudge at, itās still quite telling that a cultural memory and historical tradition that the romans associated with alexander includedĀ his love of massive, throbbing cocks, non?Ā
people who share your dreadfully uninformed and outdated opinion include, if iām not mistaken, a handful of stodgy greek lawyers, a man named william woodthorpe tarn, and helmut berve. tarn was an imperialist, and berve? a literal nazi.
Iām sorry but I just had to reblog this. Ā This is a fucking epic beatdown.
The Inglourious Basterds are the sexiest group of dirty, hairy men I have ever encountered.
God-damn.
predator + text posts
ALL šš¾ OF šš¾ THEM šš¾
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

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Make a Vampire character whoās lived through several waves of the common languageās development and canāt let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.
So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
⦠can i use that phrase irl?
Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.
Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as youāre tossād with. Chill already, youāre not valid.
You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.
I love the idea of a vampire whoās language travels back in time as they get pissed.
I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito
I swear to god these assholes have no off button on their sass and I am about it.
Nor me.
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More progress on the god Thor!! :3 watercolor base layer ready!
I hope it rains today xDĀ
I adore this š
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to āviolating one or more of Tumblrās Community Guidelinesā, but since my wish came true the first time, Iām putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITāS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnāt think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT āITS WORTH A TRYā SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnāt expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itās just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNāT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Ā
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNāT THINK IāD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IāM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITĀ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iāve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITāS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
worth a shot huh
wtf i hope this work bc i needa talk to my bby again need his luv smfh ):
i sure hope this is worth a shot because iām not throwing away my shot