Floating cats

What if instead of “fuck yeah” people said “fuck yup”

shine bright like a bright thing

*a Michaels employee* sir, some teens are spelling curse words with the wood letters and squatting next to them again

u ever see something and just ………….anyway

My teacher told me to make my characters bisexual. Actually she said “not gay” but I think I know what she meant.

A+

when your straight friend shows you a picture of a mediocre guy and is like “isn’t he hot??” and it feels like a dystopia interrogation answer wrong and you will fail the Test™

“no, n-no thank u”

actually just send him a message that says “fungalow in the bungalow”

Someone please send him the entire bee movie script

College has me so fucked up. Some kid just told me that our final assignments are due in fifteen minutes and my first reaction was acceptance. I don’t even have anything to hand in, it’s worth 30% of my mark and I was just ready to embrace the void. Wasn’t even relieved when he said he was kidding. Nobody can touch this. I’ve surpassed this mortal plane

is that the fucking entrance to the chamber of secrets

that is the most beautiful sink i have ever seen can i join this sink fandom

@the-bass-queen

im joining

YOOOO, I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE TUMBLR SINK FANDOM FOR A WHILE!!

and then satan said let there be console exclusive video games