Interests: Twisted Wonderland, Disney, plushies, visual novels, indie games, animals, memes, and more.
About this blog:
So I created this little space to talk about Twisted Wonderland, but more specifically about the Halloween/Christmas characters. I will most likely also mention the staff and RSA (because I love drama) characters, but to a lesser extent.
Expect mostly memes and funny texts. Also, expect me to share my fanfics, but don't expect me to open requests anytime soon.
I might make some slightly more personal posts, but I'll try not to stray too far from the blog's theme.
WARNING: I'll be sharing things that aren't suitable for all audiences, mostly humor, so if you don't like it, you can silently block me.
One last warning: I understand the english language very well but I find it difficult to speak/write it, so I will use a translator.
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Characters: Rollo Flamme, Fellow Honest, Skully J. Graves, Swing.
āx reader/Yuu
āheadcanons
š«WARNING: Gore in the final part
So youāve had an argument with your boyfriend. Hereās what goes through his head right after.
Rollo:
-He doesnāt usually raise his voice, but this time he couldnāt hold back.
-Heāll withdraw and stay silent. Even though heās thinking a lot about the argument, he looks composed.
-Heāll give you the silent treatment.
-Heāll try to keep himself busy with anything just to take his mind off things.
-As time goes by, heāll be pacing back and forth in front of the fireplace.
-If youāre the one avoiding him, heāll start to lose patience.
-If youāre the one who apologizes first, heāll listen to you attentively until you finish speaking. Heāll accept your apology and half-heartedly admit some blame in the matter.
-If you refuse to apologize because you feel heās wrong, youāll go a couple of days without speaking to each other until Rollo is the one to apologize.
-When he apologizes, Rollo will look visibly exhausted, with more prominent dark circles under his eyes.
-Even though itās hard for him, you can tell his apology is sincere.
-In any case, Rollo will say that the next time you have a disagreement, itās best to stay calm, analyze the problem, and reach a peaceful resolution.
-To make up for lost time, youāll go out for coffee together.
Fellow:
- So Fellow has no problem showing that heās angry.
- How dare you be mad at him?! Itās your fault!
- Heās usually always had Gidel to vent to, but now that the little guy has grown fond of you, he seems to prefer spending time with you. Traitor!
- He doesnāt have the money to go out and take his mind off things, and heās so upset that he wonāt be able to concentrate on taking advantage of some fool.
- Heāll just be out in the courtyard smoking up to three cigarettes.
- At mealtime, heāll sit there picking at his food. Heāll glance at you from time to time, but youāll be focused on making sure Gidel eats well.
- Gidel has his own tricks. Heāll invite both of you to play with him.
-Fellow gets irritated seeing you so calm and happy around the little one.
-Yell at him! Tell him you hate him! Donāt act like nothing happened! Donāt act like you donāt care about him!
-...
-When night falls and Gidel is asleep, Fellow will come over and ask if you love him. Of course you love him! It was just a silly argument.
-Fellow feels relieved, though heāll try to argue with you a little more for not paying attention to him.
-Before you get angry with him, heāll kiss you.
-Tomorrow youāll talk about the argument, which at this point seems insignificant. Now itās time to sleep in each otherās arms.
Skully:
-The truth is, itās rare for you to actually argue.
-As a ghost whoās already quite old, Skully is pretty calm and almost nothing bothers him.
-Even so, you'll give each other some space while he goes up to the attic to think.
-Sooner rather than later, he realizes that his time in the world of the living is limited. He can't waste this precious time by not being by your side.
-After giving you enough time to calm down, he appears in front of you to apologize.
-He says your feelings matter and that you should tell him everything youāre thinkingājust donāt distance yourself from him. He doesnāt want to spend the time he has left without you.
-You really canāt stay mad at him when you see his sad little kitten eyes. You decide to talk to him while holding his hand.
-To make it up to you, you bake a pumpkin pie together and eat it while listening to classical music.
-You spend Halloween together, and then itās time to say goodbye.
-You cling to each otherās arms and say goodbye with a kiss, promising to see each other again next year.
-In the end, you both come to appreciate the brief time you have together even more and learn that if thereās a problem, itās best to solve it together rather than apart.
Swing:
-So you had a fight with Swing? It was nice meeting you.
-This can go two ways. If youāre the one whoās mad at him, Swing wonāt understand, or rather, he wonāt care much.
-However, he doesnāt like being ignored, so heāll look for unconventional ways to get your attention.
-Stealing peopleās socks, raising an army of poisonous snakes, releasing toxic smoke that turns people into frogs, etc.
-If he doesnāt get your attention that way, heāll threaten to hurt someone you love. Of course it works!
-Lots of hugs and kisses for Swing, even if you havenāt solved the original problem.
-I still think itās possible heāll end up apologizing, especially if you look sad.
-Now, if youāre the one who made Swing angryā¦ Iāll start planning your funeral.
-If you apologize quickly and make things right, heāll forgive you. But heāll still bring it up later to get his way.
-If you stay stubborn but didnāt do anything serious, Swing wonāt pay any attention to you. But since he likes being with you, heāll pester you to the point where itās no longer fun.
-He might still torment you in more innocent ways thatāll affect your daily life. Hiding your cell phone, throwing away your food, messing with the water pipes.
-Everything can be fixed if you apologize, give him a kiss, and make a crime with him.
- NOW, if you donāt apologize and on top of that you did something REALLY BADā¦
-What kind of flowers did you like?
-Suddenly, you wake up tied to an operating table. Swing is standing there, looking very happy, holding a saw.
-He wants to open you up to make sure you have a heart~
-Oh, youāll have to apologize better than that to get Swing to stop.
-If you promise to do something for him (you have to be very specific and know exactly what he wants), heāll agree and set you free.
-If you fail to convince himā¦ā¦ā¦ well, just be grateful you pass out the very first minute he starts cutting open your chest.
-In a moment, youāll open your eyes again and see that Swing is weighing your liver, which will make you pass out again.
-When you wake up, itāll be as if it were all just a nightmareā¦ But it wasnāt.
-Swing doesnāt want you to have any scarsā¦ for now.
-Why havenāt you died? Because Swing loves you and would be very lonely and bored without you.
-Now that he knows you have a heart, he wants you to use it this time to love only him, just as he uses his to love you.
Yuu: Itās not like the live ones Iāve met were any good.
Skully: My dear, Iāve found a new pumpkin pie recipe that Iāve never seen before on your information-gathering light gadget!
Ace: ā¦
Ace: You couldāve at least found one who wasnāt from the stone age!
Yuu: Heās not that old! Besides, he knows what technology is. He just hasnāt been exposed to it much.
Skully: Why did I just get a message from a lady two kilometers away saying sheās hot and wet?! She must have a terrible disease and is asking us for help! And she probably doesnāt have the funds to get to the hospital, which is why sheās wearing so few garments, of course!
AAAEEEEE don't make me think about how all the twst men are hairless, I'll get sad... I have to imagine at least Fellow with chest hair or I'll start sighing sadly like an old dog
anyway, swing is such a jerk -_- torturing poor yuu all day, tiring her and wearing her out. do you think he takes care in being discreet about it, or when her friends/etc ask why she's so tired (and covered in bite marks etc) he announces loudly/proudly that it was his best work so far! (?)
I can imagine him being very open about it in the beginning, and then getting more private/careful when he gets comfortable and the 'relationship' (if you would call it that) is serious
heh I like that he has the magic to take people's memories, he only prefers to beat them up instead
-claudie
We can always make excuses and ignore the canon uwu
For example, Fellow could indeed have a hairy chest, he just shaves it or hides it to make a better impression on the ladies. Once heās in a relationship, heāll stop doing that.
As for Swing, since he has scars all over his body and the hair doesnāt grow back, heās decided itās better to stay hairless over most of his body because it doesnāt look ācuteā or āaestheticā to have hair in some places but not in others.
And with Vargas (remember, itās fine for me to talk about the staff), I think itās super funny to imagine that he was actually proud to show off his hairy chest (at least what his clothes reveal), but Crowley and Trein made a big fuss so heād cover up better or shave it off. They wonāt let my man be happy u_u
Getting back to Swing, itās not that he canāt live without sex, he can stay calm, itās just that heās excited to now have Yuu. It might also be because Yuu is busy and he feels ignored, which is why heās always harassing her or committing crimes against humanity to get her attention. It turns out that harassing her is more effective because instead of scolding him, she ends up moaning, soā¦
We still donāt know the extent of Swingās power, but heāll never pass up a chance to beat someone up with his own hands lol
-heehee I can easily imagine swing lying to yuu about their time in the book together (or at least, stretching some truths) for fun. and she would have no choice but to believe him, probably up until he starts claiming that she blew up a bakery and robbed a bank with him
-thinking from yuu's perspective, you're living with this strange man for two weeks, haven't even touched, and then he suddenly announces that you're "lovers" (preferably as loudly as possible while there are other people in the room), is HILARIOUS
-similar with him randomly deciding that they're married
(NSFW)
-it makes sense for swing to prefer overstimulation to edging, considering he's the very opposite of patient. but I suppose all of it is VERY dependent on his mood
-those santa dresses... yes... I understand the vision. I have to ponder on this some more
overall , I burst out laughing at most of your response. and because I'm insistent on sending you asks to occupy your whole day with my nonsense, here's another question(s) for you (predictably nsfw): what do you think he looks like naked? do you think he undresses much for sex, or just removes the necessary pieces? he seems like the kind of guy who would get impatient and start dry-humping yuu/reader, maybe sometimes at random when he's bored or needy but doesn't feel like asking first (fellow would also do this to yuu, but he's more pathetic about it. with swing he either finds it funny or is super casual and doesn't understand why she's yelling at him -_-)
-claudieeee
Don't stop, I love it when you send interesting stuff, and I can't ignore it <3
What Swing looks like without clothes:
If we ignore that edit where they took off Swingās coatā¦ I really think Swing is the muscular type.
I know a lot of people like to think heās overweight because heās inspired after Oogie Boogie, but this guy likes to be strong even without magic. Although, I think if he did gain weight, he could get back in shape in a matter of days.
-Iād like to say he has chest hair, but twst it's ALLERGIC to anyone having hair anywhere on their body other than their face. So heās mostly hairless, but I like to think heās got a bush down there. Although I find it amusing to think he gets a cut every now and then to ākeep it looking cuteā.
-Scars all over his body, especially on his back. Heād have a few on his chest and also have a few on his forearms. Only his legs would be unscarred.
-His butt is average-sized but pretty firm.
-Finally, Iāve seen drawings of Swing naked (donāt ask), and I like the idea that his centipede tattoo is much longer than whatās visible and actually wraps around most of his body.
ā¦
Okay, I know you want me to talk about his private partsā¦
Look, just because a man is tall doesnāt necessarily mean heāll have a big dick, but in Swingās caseā¦ I couldnāt give an exact measurement, and itās not abnormally huge either, but I wouldnāt blame anyone for trying to run away after seeing it.
And if the size doesnāt scare you, maybe the color will. Itās dark, almost black, with a deep purple tip.
If you think thatās a weird description, just remember that Swing is a fae.
Now, does he take his clothes off when itās time to have sex?
I think you already know the answerāit dependsāBUT that ādependsā is on HOW he wants to humiliate Yuu at the moment.
WARNING: Humiliation and public places.
-When theyāre at home, if he and Yuu are getting intimate with both of them consenting, heāll gradually take off his clothes as things heat up. Although Yuu will be the first to be naked within the first few minutes.
-If he wants to be mean and play a āprankā on Yuu, heād stand there naked without a shred of shame. Heād even stand near a window. Why should he get dressed? Heās at home and proud of his body! If, by some miracle, Yuu swallows her embarrassment and decides to ignore him, this jerk will still harass her to the point of making her uncomfortable and get her to join him in āfreeing themselves from the oppression of clothing.ā But if Yuu is really strong enough to make it through the night without letting Swing influence her, wellā¦ Sometimes Swing is a terrible loser, so heāll rip her clothes off by force to fuck her.
Now, WHEN THEYāRE IN PUBLIC PLACES is when the real NIGHTMARE begins.
-Of course, heād have no problem dry humping anywhere, and with the help of his coat (THAT DAMN COAT (youāll see why)), he can hide Yuu so itās not too obvious what theyāre doing. And yes, heās capable of doing it even with people nearby since heās usually so intimidating that people avoid him like the plague.
Here comes the most fun part for himā¦
If he gets too turned on, heās capable of taking out his thing, stripping Yuu of her lower half, and rubbing their private parts directly together. Just rubbing, never penetrating (thatās for a āāāspecialāāā occasion). And Yuu will have to cling to that coat for dear life. And yes, Swing is a total piece of shit who would try to strip Yuu almost completely naked while theyāre in that position.
-Regardless of the above, if Swing really wants to fuck in public, heāll simply take Yuu to a dark alley. Even there, he wonāt take his clothes off, heāll just free his dick so he can fuck her. Of course, while he wonāt take Yuuās clothes off, heāll leave her most vulnerable parts exposed.
-Remember when I said Swing is jealous and possessive? While he wouldnāt mind being caught in a situation like that by someone close to Yuu (you know, marking his territory, mocking that person), if itās a stranger, that poor unfortunate soul is going to be in big trouble.
-He doesnāt like anyone seeing Yuuās naked body, so if someone catches them, Swing will apparently take it in stride and make a few joking remarks before beating the person until theyāre unconscious and canāt remember a thing.
-If the person in question is a woman, then heāll be kinder. Heād practically stop abruptly to put the peeping tom to sleep with magic and erase her memory as well.
-Itās easy to assume he doesnāt mind putting on a show, but now that heās comfortable with Yuu, the last thing he wants is for the authorities to come after his ass for public indecency or worse, for them to assume he was forcing Yuu to do something (which, well, he is, but theyāre lovers! >:( ).
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huhuhu... honestly having a big man on top of me may be what it takes to fix me....
do you have any general headcanons or thoughts about swing and yuu? nsfw or not :3c
-claudie
This is definitely something I want to talk about and write a post so long that it would take you an hour to read!!! BUT I also want to wait until Swing card comes out so I can have more information and not get my hopes up too much.
Still, here are a few hc.
(I'm referring to Yuu as a girl, but they can be any gender if you want. Also, this can count as x reader.)
SFW
-He would definitely take advantage of the fact that Yuu doesn't remember anything that happened in the book to mess with her mind.
-He doesn't ask, āDo you want to be my girlfriend?ā instead, he decides when they're a couple. He spent some time with Yuu just to learn from her, and when it was over, he said, āYep, now weāre lovers.ā Obviously without Yuu knowing, sheāll only find out in the most hilarious way possible.
Yuu: Swing, did you eat my cake?
Swing: Everything thatās yours is mine. After all, weāre lovers.
Yuu: Since when?!
Swing: Why are you surprised? Weāve been living together for two weeks now.
-Jealous and possessive. Surprised? He wonāt show it, at least not verbally. All it takes is for him to see Yuu talking to someone, stand behind her, and stare at the other person in a terrifying way.
-Swing is a free spirit who likes to come and go as he pleases, but he always likes to have his belongings with him. In other words, heāll force Yuu to go on unconventional dates. One day they might be on top of a mountain with a beautiful view, and the next theyāll be on the run from the police for stealing all the kittens from a pet store.
-Regardless of whether this affects the celebration he created, heāll be encouraging Yuu to bring Christmas to Twisted Wonderland. Whether itās because he also wants to be part of the celebration, twist it in his own way, or because he wants to have a rivalry similar to the one he had with Skully (Who?), only this time heāll be able to get affectionate with Yuu since theyāre married (When did they get married? Donāt askā¦)
-Well, Swing is very needy and clingy. Heās like a big cat. Heāll ask Yuu if he looks cute, throw himself on top of her whenever he can, hug her and rub his face against hers, and give her kisses when she least expects it.
-Swing might actually behave himself and not spread chaos for a while. I can even see him helping out with the cleaning. That makes Yuu praise him. But most importantly: No matter what Yuu does, āfun thingsā will always come looking for her, and of course Swing will be there to have fun too.
NSFW
Okay, weāve all been waiting for this part. Iād rather not go into detail about Swingās fetishes, kinks, or whatever else he has, because otherwise weāll never finish.
-First of all, if Yuu is a virgin, Swing will take full advantage of this āgiftā (idiot). They wonāt have sex right away; instead, heāll tease her little by little so that, in the end, itās Yuu who begs to be intimate with him. Even on their first time, Swing will be careful and gentle. Though he might get a little excited if Yuu ends up bleeding (running away is useless, sorry).
-If Yuu isnāt a virgin, thatās fine. He wonāt get jealous unless sheās still in contact with that person. Either way, heāll take the liberty of being rough, but only a little.
-Listen, we know Swing likes to go fast, but what kind of man would he be if he didnāt make his lover come first? Weāre talking pure overstimulation here, folks! He can go a long time without ejaculating, so heāll make sure Yuu comes and reaches orgasm many times before he even cums.
-If Yuu needs to go somewhere, theyāll do it before she leaves so Swing can mark her. Heāll still be careful so others donāt get worried or suspicious.
-If thereās something Swing wants to try but Yuu doesnāt, heāll beg a little at first and then accept whatever Yuu decides. If she still wonāt agree, Swing will gradually introduce his ideas until she eventually gives in.
-Public groping. Itās not that he does it maliciously; he just felt like touching Yuu in a specific spot and did it.
-No matter what Yuu does, Swing is always going to sexualize her.
Swing: Why are you like this? Do you have to tease Swing this early in the morning? Now heās really hard, and you have to take responsibility for it.
Yuu: ā¦ Iām literally cleaning this ornament with a brushā¦
-If for some reason Yuu dresses up cutely on purpose (kitty ears, those Santa dresses, etc.), Swing will fuck her all day long without a break. If she says she did it just for him, then itāll be three days.
-Swing will steal get a phone just so he can record or take photos of Yuu, mostly without her consent.
-May the Great Seven have mercy on Yuu's soul if Swing looks at her barefoot.
And Iāll stop here because otherwise Iāll say things that arenāt suitable for all audiences lololololol
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and speaking of! randomly thinking of what body parts each halloweenie would find most attractive in a lady (assuming that you accept nsfw asks, though this isn't really nsfw), and so far I have-
rollo: biblically feet (because of book!frollo), but he seems like he'd also be very attracted to boobs and the general area (such as the neck and collar bones, maybe even shoulders) based on esmeralda's physique, we can draw these assumptions about frollo's preferences, lol
fellow: ass and hips. he's touchy and likes to have something to grab and squeeze, especially discreetly/in public
swing: obviously legs, as we discussed, but perhaps all of the lower body as well (feet included)
skully: a beautiful smile <3
-claudie
NSFW asks are welcome :3
Oh my!
Okay, we'll skip Swing because we know exactly what he likes lolololol
I havenāt read Victor Hugoās works, so Iāll trust your judgment.
Although I canāt see Rollo paying attention to a womanās appearance out of basic respect (and because he doesnāt want to give in to trivial desires), if sheās wearing revealing clothes (strapless dress) or is barefoot, heāll definitely be struggling to keep his composure.
He saw a pretty girl barefoot this morning, and by tonight heāll be sweating and feeling his body tense up as he keeps remembering those beautiful feet~
Fellow is more shameless and always turns to look at women he finds attractive who walk by him. If heās trying to sell some cheap trinket, heāll start discreetly groping the girls.
If he canāt control himself and ends up touching/slapping a woman with a voluptuous backside, heāll already have a strategy. āGidel! How dare you?! Apologize to this lady right now!ā
Baby will get his revenge later Ć¹wĆŗ
Oh, my Skully~
He was so focused on spreading the Halloween that he ended up dying virgin.
But I like to imagine that he might be attracted to chubby girls. Why? Because back when he lived in his little village, all the girls were too skinny, and maybe a chubby girl was something of a rarity.
it makes sense for swing to find interesting/passionate (i think this is the right word for this context) women attractive, so long as he can get a reaction out of them, he will continue to bug them U_U I see him making it his life's mission to annoy/scare/fluster a shy girl by harassing/stalking her because of the reactions she would give him. perhaps this would also draw him to more mentally unstable women, as they're less consistent in their actions/identity/etc and have more impulsive behaviors, which he would find interesting? heh a yuu who's especially depressed, manic, or just lonely would probably entice him
as for the physical section, of course I agree. it's a given. a good pair of thick thighs could draw his attention in any situation U_U
-claudie
Swing stalking mentally unstable girls to drive them to the brink of madness is exactly the kind of thing heād do.
Maybe someone who shares his ideals would be the perfect match for him.
Even so, I can totally see him being with a normal girl as long as sheās not too passive and loves him just the way he is.
And as for Yuu... Well, aside from the fact that he seems to be after her because she knows about Christmas and could ruin his holiday, her canonical attitude (as reflected in the game's responses) is ultimately exactly what Swing is looking for.
(Even though I refer to Yuu as a girl, they can be whatever gender you want)
now it's MY turn to be an anon, hm hm hm :) I always ask this about the others but I don't think I've explored it with swing yet: what do you think his "type" is? like certain things that he finds attractive or at least get him interested in a lady... can be personality, physical attributes, anything hehe
Hi claudie!!! <3 *twirling my hair*
This is an interesting question for me because Iāve always had the impression that Swing is the kind of guy who yells āWOMAN!!ā as soon as he sees one. However, I think thatās taking things too extremes, so hereās an update:
Heāll show interest in someone when she does something interesting in the moment. Let me give you an example.
Imagine the stereotypical nerdy girl whoās all about books, is quiet, has no friends, and behaves herself. Boring, and Swing will most likely walk right past her. However, something happens that causes the girl to react in a volatile way. Maybe her glasses broke, someone was rude to her, or she got a scratch and that was enough to set her off. That will definitely catch Swingās attention, and heāll start stalking her. A girl who wouldnāt break a plate reacts strongly to the slightest inconvenience? Interesting.
Or if we take it to a less extreme level, like if the girl shows a fascination with insects Swing will find that interesting too.
I see Swing as the kind of guy whoās interested even in women who reject him, as long as they keep him entertained with their reactions and actions. Heāll only lose interest if a woman who hates him shows such strong disinterest that she doesnāt even bother to get angry at him anymore. And if the woman herself doesnāt do anything interesting.
I say this mainly based on what we know about his relationship with Skully, where his interest in annoying him lasted until Skully died.
As for physical appearanceā¦ Look, I know I said all that in the text above, but I also know he likes curvy women, although we all know heāll definitely notice the legs, with a preference for long ones or ones with a lot of meat on them.
Heād be the one who would often say with pride āThick thighs save lives.ā
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The concept of Ramshackle AU has always struck me as both hilarious and stressful if you're in Yuu's shoes.
Imagine living alone with Grim and the ghosts in the dorm without having to share space with a bunch of teenagers or follow strange rules, only for Crowley to show up one day and tell you he's accepted a few temporary students because "he's so kind", and now you have to help out. Those students are the student council president from another school who almost wiped out the magic in Twisted Wonderland and the pair of beastmen who were going to turn you into a puppet to sell you. On top of all that, a fourth ghost has appeared and seems to know you but refuses to say more. At least he's friendly, unlike that hedonistic old fairy who walked through the front door one day and declared he was going to live with you to stop you from "getting away with it".
Plus, you have to make sure everyone gets along and doesn't try to kill each other every five minutes.
