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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry

Hey, don’t cry. You can log onto the computer and talk to other gay people about The Characters okay??

(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

Can't be sincerely dark without being called edgy, can't be sincerely emotional without being called melodramatic, can't be sincerely silly without being called stupid. They're gonna hate every emotion you put in your art no matter what so make it anyway and be as sincere as you can be

"why are you on your phone all the time" my frands :) hope this helps!

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

brainfog girlies make some noise if you're fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight