cryptic ass idiot

not to be a boomer but I’m tired of scanning QR codes and downloading apps to literally do anything. can we just be human again

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

inside joke with myself that nobody else finds funny

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

That last one looks dope

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.

the nasty trick is that making friends is pretty easy but managing to keep in touch with everyone is next to impossible

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

I wrote this joke in a sleep deprived rage and its one of the best pieces of writing I have ever produced

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

im the dj screaming w laughter

I think about this at least once a day.

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?