HEY! Is it me you're looking for?

*drop’s a box of minion tic tacs* aaahhh my minions! theres minions everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion * *bends over seductively to pick up a minion*

where is charlie day’s emmy

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

tweet of the millennium

The Death of Stalin ↳ Jason Isaacs as Field Marshal Zhukov