what’s the top???

this is more a tits out kind of look

thank god nobody on this website was horny for the main character from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

i hate to say this but we dont KNOW that

the cat is controlling him

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

the energy of ordering food via drive thru and then eating it in your car in the parking lot is so powerful. like you could walk 50 feet and sit at a table in the light but we just stan alienation in this country

me hunched over in the dunkin parking lot like a goblin, devouring an old fashioned donut in the dim orange light of the streetlamps, abba blasting,

Legend

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once