The Bouncy Castle of Doom

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

Please stop he is drowning…..

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*twirling my hair* should I do something morally neutral but inadvisableeee

Just remembered the time I was making out and dancing with a girl at a goth club but the dance floor was so fucking dark that we full on body slammed two gay guys who were also making out and all four of us queers just went down

Imagine you are a gay guy making out with another gay guy at the darkest dance floor you’ve ever seen, smoke machine is turned up to 1000%, can’t see a fucking thing, pure vibes, and then two little lesbians just slam the shit out of you and you’re suddenly on the ground

Temporary pinned post. YOU. Yes, you. Go do that thing you've been putting off. I know you're opening Tumblr to avoid having to do it, but now you have to go do it. Or else I'll Get You.

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

It's June 5th again!

Drinking rose and reading a sapphic vampire book cozy with a blanket on my couch. And they said being a dyke would get me nowhere

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

they gotta put all their eggs in the "male socialization" basket cause some trans women don't even have the body parts they fearmonger about but they still want to control them