am i human or am i dancer?

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

ok computer show me men in pain

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

mcrmy draft dodger

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass" is a protective mantra for stupid activities

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

This is what crawling back to Tumblr after being away for years feels like