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i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

black mackerel tabby

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time