Totally Happened at Some Point

Cas: 7

Jack: *softly* Bein’ cute

Dean, wrapped in a blanket burrito on top of Cas: Fuckin sad.

Sam: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

Dean: Why not “take a watercolor class with death”, or maybe “go to brunch and gossip over mimosas with death.”

Gabriel: I’ve been banned from every major city’s public transportation system except Melbourne, Australia. I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it.

Cas: That doesn’t answer my question, Dean.

Kaia: I love her.

Claire: Eighteen.

Dean: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.

Dean: Sorry, I was nervous.

Dean: Yes, ma’am.

Sam: It’s pronounced ‘croissant’ and you ate four of them.

Sam: Bold of you to assume I was held.

Dean: Ten minutes.

Cas: *eye twitches*

Alex: No, trust us. She’s our most important member.