Splunk Reactions

As the only PS in a customer meeting, surrounded and outnumbered by pre-sales

Yeah, sure.

When you are convinced this is the one time it isn't a typo or permissions, but it turns out to be... a typo. In a file with the wrong permissions.

When the parsing queue is blocked...

When you try and get away with using below reference hardware specs on your indexers.

/opt/splunk/bin/splunk restart when you're "Quite sure" your conf edit will work...

When you're doing a health check and to your utter disbelief it's so good you have to end a five day engagement on day one.

How the customer thinks you must view the world when you immediately spot a single character error in a 300 character regex

When you finally build up enough experience as PS to be confident you can fix your inevitable mistakes...