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ā its all fun and games until its not that anymore ā
ā i grow more powerful every day and by powerful i mean sad ā
ā only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful ā
ā if theres one thing i dont know about its everything ā
ā heres some general life advice, when the sun hits the ground find somewhere to hide ā
ā surfs up. hail satan ā
ā after 13 long years congress approved a bill that will finally let the bodies hit the floor ā
ā hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever ā
ā in a way arenāt we all responsible for my actions ā
ā some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense ā
ā if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance ā
ā i may be dumb as hell but i am also insanely stupid ā
ā take every thing you own and throw it into the ocean who cares ā
ā you know the old saying, boys will be trash ā
ā one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa ā
ā if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the huntedĀ ā
ā lets forget about the bodies for a second. what do you really want to let hit the floor? your feelings perhaps? ā
ā iāve seen a lot of things in my time, which i blame on me leaving my eyes open. things got a lot better once i decided to just close them ā
ā learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit ā
ā there are few things in life that canāt be achieved with occult dark magic ā
ā how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen ā
ā halloween is forever bitch ā
ā who are the real criminals, me who does the crimes or the people who hurt my feelings all the time ā
ā looks like things are always happening once again ā
ā i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing ā
ā im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times ā
ā the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead ā
ā tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that iāve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it ā
ā i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch ā
ā i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one ā
ā piles of uneaten candy will signal im dead ā
ā the hairless rat is not a new species, merely a result of my failed scam of shaving rats and selling the hair back to them at a high price ā
ā we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next weāll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it ā
ā sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us ā
ā yeah yeah blame the guy whos dna matches with the dna found at the crime scene. surprise surprise ā
ā for as long as i can remember i have been able to remember things, maybe even before that ā
ā yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both āhandsomeā and āradiantā, too bad i got hit by that car ā
ā stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in ā
ā blood moon, very cool to see. and whats the sun doing again? the same regular thing for the millionth time? what a load of worthless trash ā
ā if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on ā
ā hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news ā
ā iāll go in whatever direction the wind takes me, and if i am too heavy for wind to move me around i will probably just lay down and die here ā
ā iāve said it before and i will say it again, i think people should give me hundreds of dollars and feel good about doing it ā
ā wow, iāve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. iāve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever ā
ā stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons ā
ā dont betray me and act surprised when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies ā
ā blood is just natureās red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once ā
ā reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic ā
ā if anyone needs me i will be laying face down on the ocean floor ā
ā its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future ā