Markiplier Starter Sentences
Send one in for my muse’s reaction.
“I want to live in a world where every person gives far more than they take”
“You do you, I’ll do me, and we won’t do each other. Probably”
“Be good to everyone. You never know who might be suffering alone”
“This is the first time you and I have spoken, moon.”
“It’s so peaceful and pretty I think I’m going to vomit.”
“To infini-nope and beyond.”
“If theres anything I like to do in my old age, it’s fuck a lot of melons”
“THERE AIN’T NO BAILING ON THIS PAIN TRAIN”
“You’re not alone in anything that you’ve done.”
“O-whoa-K balls? In my face? Did not request balls in my fa-yaa…balls in my dinner. Who t-bagged my di-oook.”
“nO! DON’T DO THAT! Accoording to the colors of the rainbow: FUCK OFF! Binky boinky oinky, pop goes the fuck you!”
“I beg of you. I beg every single fibre of your delicious, fluffy body. Please let me have as much time as you can give me. Please take, your sweet-ass time”
“I haven’t even begun starting and I’m already winning.”
“Let’s just nope off to Fuckthatville!
“Hello new world, how’s it going? I’m here to wreck everything.”
“We’re gonna pretend like that’s not a problem until it’s already eating me”
“Plant trees yo know you’ll never sit udner the shade of.”
“Hey! How’s it goin’, you friendly fuck?”
“Bing bong, bing bong, here comes my ding dong!”
“I’m back at the red dildo! AGAIN!”
“FLOOF THE HAIR FOR POWER !”
“It’s not like I’m trying not to be worse! I’m trying to be gooder!”
“Hi… I’m sorry were you naked? Is this the bathroom? Am I coming out of the poop hole?!”
“What I do is temporary, but what I leave behind is forever”
“No mini chainsaws up the butt”
“I want to dance like an epileptic squid on acid.”
“I thought I was fast but it turns out I’m dead”
“Stork flies out of your vagina? Isn’t that how it works? Just, “BWAKAAAAW!!!” and then all the sudden you had a baby! And a stork. Better feed that stork.“
“Life is just a bowl of cereal”
“I’m going to shove this ball so far up your ass your gonna be coughing up green.”
“What a bunch of ass baloney!”
“Together, we make two halves of a whole idiot.”
“I just thought random screaming would help me out.”
“Glass houses shouldn’t throw brick rocks.”
“Can we do it? No we can’t! …Maybe. I don’t know, I’m not very committed to this decision, but whatever.”
“Why are there nipple penises?”
“That’s cool and all but also screw you”
“All your life, you’ll meet people that only want to break you down. Forget them, stand strong with the people who build you up”
“SHUT UP NURSE! I KNOW WHAT’S BEST!”
“Cream! These are all canon now, everyone. Write that in my Wikipedia.”
“You are important, never forget that.”
“Even people you hate deserve opinions. And sometimes they’re going to have better ideas than yours. Keep an open mind to everyone.”
“Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in ghost.”
“How do I put thrusters on a baby?”
“Never give up, no matter what may set you back, and know that at the end of the road, you’re going to have something that you can be proud of.”
“Get your mind out of the gutter!”
