please captain, not infront of the klingons.

i have the complexion of a sickly victorian child, the disposable income of a 10th century serf, and the fashion sense and eccentric personality of a professor of the arts in the 1920s who does a lot of cocaine

getting tumblr notifications from trek accounts with quirky usernames always makes me giggle like yes im so glad to hear that dukatgettinghitinthedickwithahammer has resurfaced

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

What the wine-dark oceanic FUCK.

@fishyfishyfishtimes

This is extremely interesting indeed!!! What if we were both injured animals and we found each other. And if we come together we could both live and survive. Together we could be one whole animal.

Soulmates don't exist for any other organism. Only them!

@skittlespizza

what if we were injured and we found each other and we fused to save each other and we were both boys ?