please captain, not infront of the klingons.

i have the complexion of a sickly victorian child, the disposable income of a 10th century serf, and the fashion sense and eccentric personality of a professor of the arts in the 1920s who does a lot of cocaine

lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame

it’s july 6️⃣… do you know what that means?🧐 on this day in music history 🎼📚PAUL MCCARTNEY and JOHN LENNON🎸 two SLUTTY BISEXUALS🏳️‍🌈🩷💜💙 met for the first time 🫂 at the WOOLTON VILLAGE FÊTE⛪️🥳 in LIVERPOOL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in 1️⃣9️⃣5️⃣7️⃣ their SONGWRITING PARTNERSHIP🎶📓 would be the backbone of THE BEATLES🪲 and change the WORLD🌍 but let’s not forget that they were most definitely SUCKING🤤🤤🤤 and FUCKING🍆🍆🍑🍑 this messy decades-long situationship is one for the books 📖 these were PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 with each other until John’s death😭 and Paul continues to be KINDA GAY🏳️‍🌈 about the whole thing🤔🤔🤔 so today is all about 💋💋💋 💦💦💦💦TWO REAL GUYS get sloppy 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑

certified beatles post

not all rpf is about tin-hatting…god forbid i just want to relax in the cuck chair for a minute

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

okay so what i'm gonna need is for everyone to stop tagging this post with my chemical romance related stuff and go and listen to It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry - Live at Boston Music Hall, Boston, MA - November 21, 1975 - Evening by Bob Dylan

literally i think you can tell so much about a person by what they avoid saying and doing and the mechanisms of how they avoid doing it and i also think it is our moral imperative to notice that information and use it to write rpf