MAMA LUIGI?!

this summer...

everyone's favorite knight...

is coming to the big screen

*cuts to Ganondorf voiced by Steve Carell* What a bummer!

*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY

*Link wakes up giddy for the moning as Zelda tells him he needs to help her save Hyrule, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, the camera pans to his bedroom that is decked out in posters of Korok clinging to a branch that say “hang in there” and assorted references, Zelda clears her throat loudly*

"I SAID… you are to assist me with saving Hyrule!"

Link, voiced by Jim Parsons "Well, EXCUUUSE ME Princess...”

one knight will find himself

Link "what?! the Triforce of Power?"

and maybe a Legendary Sword

Link "and that Ganondorf has it?”

but first he has to find his courage

Ganondorf: "It’s not a snuggie!"

*turns to a group of bokoblins* "does this cloak make my butt look big?”

*the bokoblins all shake their head in sync*

and the wisdom...

Zelda, voiced by Emma Roberts "all I want to do is seal Ganon but this GREEN DORK" *punches Link in the shoulder* "KEEPS GETTING DISTRACTED”

this summer is going to be

*montage of slap stick*

*Ganondorf twerking*

Link "aaawkward"

this summer is going to be...

*dance party ending montage that takes place in Castle Town and shows Ganondorf as a ghost sealed away in a cartoonist ghost cage*

*Impa doing the whip & nae nae*

"LIIIIIIIIT"

THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE...!

*montage of every time they say "legendary" in the movie*

LEGENDARY

The Legend of Zelda.

Officially licensed 2007 Mario pencil bag from Japan.

Early version of the logo for Paper Mario, shown at E3 2000.

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, there is an extremely obscure series of actions that can be performed to crash the game during the battle against Blooper in the prologue.

Normally, there is no way to get an Ice Storm item before Chapter 2, where they are sold in a shop. However, a single Ice Storm can be obtained by collecting 20 shop points, done by making 20 purchases at any shop. Since Mario starts off the game with 100 coins, it is possible to make 20 purchases at the very beginning of the game by continuously buying and selling cheap items, obtaining the Ice Storm (top row).

Due to an oversight in the code, defeating all of Blooper’s parts (its main body and its tentacles) with an Ice Storm freezes the game. This can be done by first defeating Blooper’s tentacles, reducing its HP to 3, giving it enough time to go back to the ceiling and respawn the tentacles; and finally using the Ice Storm, which will cause the game to freeze as Star Points are dispensed, as seen in the footage.

What is particularly notable about this is that while the sequence of events needed for the crash to occur is highly involved and precise, it is also completely legitimate and makes use of no glitches, unlike most such scenarios in Mario games.

In Tick Tock Clock in Super Mario 64, falling into the space between these blocks and the platform next to them will result in Mario becoming trapped in a state of eternal recoil. As the pause menu only allows the player to exit the level if Mario is not in motion, and the recoiling counts as being in motion, there is no way to exit the level and the game must be reset at this point.