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Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

oh no why did i click on pedro

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

There was really no winning that one

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

@staff ???

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

He’s actually bad ass

So awesome I love him

So awesome I love him 💝

This goes hard he’s actually awesome