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hello castlevania tumblr can i please get isaac content? and nobody accusing him of “””bl-ackwashing”””?

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

OH MYGOD WHY

No.I’m done.

why

I WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

This is my joy.

THIS

you must of fucked up real bad, bud

That bird is ready to sqaure THE FUCK up

“Which one a ya’ll said we ain’t been relevant since Josh Smith”

i literally forgot until just now that when i was 13 i tried to write a novel about a 13 year old girl version of indiana jones. she had blue hair and a robot arm and a ghost butler. she did extreme sports. i didn’t want her to be a mary sue so she got hurt and cried all the time while saving the world. her ghost butler was in love with her. it was a very inappropriate relationship because she was much too young but i was 13 so these things did not occur to me. she lived in a tree. oh my god. why do i remember this in such vivid detail. i have long since deleted the files but i can vividly recall the opening scene because i went over it in my head so many times. it has been over a decade.

i can practically guarantee that at some point she skateboarded down a pyramid

look just know that if i rewrite this it will be all your fault and also i am keeping the robot pig and the ghost butler is going to be another teenage girl who is just really into butlering and being dead

I would pay money to read this

This makes me smile so much because everyone here knows every iconic episode that will continue to age like wine through future generations to come.

if this isn’t my future child 😂

Grandma voice- You leave that baby lone

Sweet.

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Finalized a 10k allowance today with a Portuguese POT I met on tinder. Wire transfer coming today. Putting this here for good measure 🤑

If you see it, you will achieve it