“ Is anybody else seeing an old man getting confused over ‘ cat ‘ terms, or am i just hallucinating? “
could be either, honestly.
KIROKAZE

Origami Around
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosmic Funnies

Andulka
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
trying on a metaphor
todays bird
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Today's Document

oozey mess
NASA
we're not kids anymore.

Love Begins
cherry valley forever
Jules of Nature

izzy's playlists!
Xuebing Du
seen from Greece

seen from T1

seen from Austria
seen from Ukraine

seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from France

seen from France

seen from Hungary

seen from Ecuador
seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from Germany

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from Germany
seen from Mexico
@spiinnenpolka
“ Is anybody else seeing an old man getting confused over ‘ cat ‘ terms, or am i just hallucinating? “
could be either, honestly.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
My Muse Is Found Dead
It is a violent, bloody, gruesome crime committed by a serial killer that hasn’t yet been caught. Whether your Muse found the body or not, they’ve seen it either by stumbling upon the crime scene or seen it in the press the next day. How does your Muse react? Write me a drabble expressing what they feel and what they do afterward.
I think it’s time for a change ‘Cause the bad’s been slowly getting worse
Better tell me what’s your life worth I think it’s time for a change Cause the drugs don’t work
♠ ┌ Pops Champagne for all the happy couples before slugging the entire bottle back himself.
❝ Cor, bless y’ all. ❞ Scoff. Pentious? Jealous? It’s more likely than you think. ┘
“ Bless y’all is ‘ fuck you ‘ in texan, i’m just sayin’. “ the spider had come to sit idly beside the snake, watching as the couples seemed to obsess in their love that the salty creature and the jealous snake’s company seemed forgotten in the dust. “ So what’s new penti? invented any new gizmo’s lately? “
“ who needs marriage when you have hookers and blow? You guys are crazy, trading in the bachelor life for this domesticated shit is insane! well you won’t see me with a ball and chain! no sir! not me! “

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
@hellshost
" ...I believe this individual means: for God -- as in an 'on fleek' performance of battling the bimbo. " He watched another video to learn that saying, but he states it with a straight face.
“ Uh, we’re gonna come back to the fact you used the term ‘ on fleek ’ in just a second Al. “
Turning back to the minion, he grinned and placed his hand on his hips, all four of them, his sixth set wasn’t coming out because there wasn’t any need for them to make an appearance. “ Listen pal, i’m only gonna say this once. God is a big boy, a grown man, he can fight his own battles! ... unless you’re saying he can’t, is that what your little statement was about? trying to protect him because he can’t fight his own battles? That’s real sweet, stupid, but sweet.. “ With a hum he patted the anon on the head and nudged them away before returning his attention to Al.
“ Now where the hell did you learn to say on fleek, Al? “
It seemed angel was done with the anon now.
Hey spider bitch dont come from god okay? Bye.
“ Uh, are you okay pal? “
The angel couldn’t quite decipher what the little grey minion wanted to say, blackened eye raised in question as he stared the other down, it was clear he didn’t plan to acknowledge the fact he’d been called a bitch, because quite frankly? he was a bitch. “ the fuck do you mean? “
“ No guys, seriously, god isn’t even the good kind of dick { you ladies and gents know what i mean }, he’s the kind of dick you find on the bathroom floor of husks bar.“
[ † ] ⌲
“Is he?“ The Exterminator quirked a brow, slightly picking at the leather glove on his left hand. “Do keep talking, I’d like to know more about God.”
“ You want me to keep talking? alright pal, but you better be listening cause i’m not repeating myself. For the guy who lectures humans to be merciful and kind to their neighbor, he sure wasn’t very merciful or kind to satan. “
It seemed the arachnid didn’t sense the danger he was currently in, even as his grin grew wider while he proceeded to talk trash about the holy father.
Guess he’d find out, wouldn’t he?
“ No guys, seriously, god isn’t even the good kind of dick { you ladies and gents know what i mean }, he’s the kind of dick you find on the bathroom floor of husks bar. “
“ God’s a dick [ though we all knew that ], more at 11! “

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
@pinkmanipulated
“ Pinkman? the fuck kinda name is that? “
If the demon didn’t know any better, he’d say the other wasn’t exactly… eh, all there. looking the other over he crossed his arms and snorted softly. “ what can i do for ya pal? “
“ uh, i don’t know, man. pinkman’s, like – a family name. ”
he shrugged, offering a bewildered look at the demonic, spidery being before him. jesse hadn’t been handling this whole BEING IN HELL thing particularly well, and it was clear by his disoriented state. “ so, like, is this actually hell? i mean, is this it? ”
“Sure is hot stuff, ‘cept it isn’t all hellfire and torture… well, unless you’re into that.“ Hands went to his hips as he took note of the other’s more human appearance, huh… he must’ve just gotten here a few days ago.
“ so you’re the fresh meat huh? What’d you do to end up here? “ From the looks of things the other was either tripping or couldn’t believe his rotten luck, maybe it was a mix of the two, who really knew?
“ And by the way, becoming a demon is going to be far worse than any hangover, broken bone, or child birth you may have experienced u
@pinkmanipulated
“ Pinkman? the fuck kinda name is that? “
If the demon didn’t know any better, he’d say the other wasn’t exactly... eh, all there. looking the other over he crossed his arms and snorted softly. “ what can i do for ya pal? “
MENTAL BREAK MEME
For every ☠ in my inbox, my Muse will grow closer to having a complete breakdown. Each ☠ increases the percentage by 10%. At 100%…who knows what will happen?
“ It goes a little something like this. “ With a grin the demon played the recording on his phone, where he kept the device was unclear given he had no pockets on his person… perhaps in his boot? how odd.
Polka? huh, he never thought the king would be into that.
“ Oh yeah? sounds swell. I actually have a polka song dedicated to me, it’s called the Slutty Spider Polka Pop. “

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
C҉o҉m҉e҉ ҉o҉u҉t҉ ҉t҉o҉ ҉P҉l҉a҉y҉!!!” He has been released into the world. So many tasty demons, so little time. No one could stop him now. The world was his buffet table and he wasn’t going to stop eating until every last one of them suffer.
“ Uh… you okay Al? “
The spider had never seen the deer so riled up before, he almost wanted to congratulate whomever had done it… did he still have that T-bone in the fridge? maybe it’d work to keep the other from devouring anybody or anything important.
“ Do you… need me to go get Vag or charlie? “
💓✨C H I L D H O O D M E M O R I E S✨💓