DisasterDani

i wanna smoke with cookie monster so bad.... greening out and he hits u with the "imagine....imagine what me do if moon was cookie.... just imagine" i would lose my freaking mindddd

He would be looking out the window "you know what moon remind me of..... cookie" and i would be like DUDEEE.. WE SHOULD MAKE COOKIES and he would probably feel so loved

"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."

#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer

Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.

An always-reblog. 😄

I think it’s kind of funny how most search engines and many websites pop up with the crisis hotline and some sort of message that is like ‘Consult a doctor.’ when you search questions related to mental health. On one hand, I’m sure that has saved lives. On the other hand, I would not be looking up things like ‘treatment resistant depression management tips’ if talking to my fucking doctor fixed what’s wrong with me.

I’m just now learning what “Dubai chocolate” is and yeah okay pistachio and chocolate sure but why do so many of the promotional photographs make it look like the chocolate is filled with grass

can we start speed running the jehovahs witnesses next. like run into their headquarters and give then birthday cake or something

OMG YES WE NEED TO DO THIS.