YOU ARE THE REASON
Jules of Nature
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EXPECTATIONS
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin
shark vs the universe
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hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
#extradirty
if i look back, i am lost
we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
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todays bird
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@spiffy-stiffy
Anybody relate?
Anybody else get that feeling where you lounge around and do nothing all day, and have that burst of motivational productivity at night? Then you convince yourself that you’ll take care of it tomorrow and you’ll be so productive. Then the cycle repeats?
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Ranting Thought
Why the fuck do bugs look at you like you the intruder in my house? Like fuck off, I pay bills to live here. All you do is shit on my floor and eat my precious crumbs AND YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M THE FREELOADER.
How to be Happy
1. Take out all the negativity in your life
2. Replace it with pizza
Literally, just replace it with pizza. Your paper giving you stress? Replace it with pizza. Your mom yelling at you to clean your room? Replace her with pizza? You stubbed your toe on the table? REPLACE IT WITH PIZZA.
3. DON’T STOP EVEN WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF INJECTING PIZZA INTO YOUR VEINS AT 3AM IN FRONT OF THE TV AND STATIC IS BLASTING
4. LET THE PIZZA CONSUME YOU
5. Become pizza
This has been Elbow’s tips on how to be happy. Share if you wanna become happy.
I wanna eat pizza so bad
Remember, with every passing day, you are one day closer to eating a slice of pizza :D
What if?
What if everytime we ate food, our stomach acid turned the food sentient and when we pooped, the food thanked us for returning them to nature?
How to be Happy
1. Take out all the negativity in your life
2. Replace it with pizza
Literally, just replace it with pizza. Your paper giving you stress? Replace it with pizza. Your mom yelling at you to clean your room? Replace her with pizza? You stubbed your toe on the table? REPLACE IT WITH PIZZA.
3. DON’T STOP EVEN WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF INJECTING PIZZA INTO YOUR VEINS AT 3AM IN FRONT OF THE TV AND STATIC IS BLASTING
4. LET THE PIZZA CONSUME YOU
5. Become pizza
This has been Elbow’s tips on how to be happy. Share if you wanna become happy.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Hey Everybody! It’s Leif Erikson Day
HINGA DANGA DURGAN
Late night SnK theories' discussion.
Me: If titans aren't intelligent, how do they know only to eat humans and not other living things?
Me: How do they differ humans from other creatures?
Natalie: Because they are pieces of shit.
Current Mood:
Waiting for one of best friends to become famous so I can become famous for knowing them @snowlogs
How to Improve Your Life
If you want to wake up your significant other, slap them with a slice of pizza. They’ll be upset you woke them up, but then they’ll be happy that you were sweet and brought them pizza. Guaranteed 10000% works.
Tips for Improving Your Social Life
If you have an annoying friend and don’t want to be friends with them anymore, punch them in the face. Now wait to see how they react. If they don’t like it and get pissed off at you, then don’t be their friend anymore because you don’t need that negativity in your life. 10000% Guaranteed.
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Kaiji Textposts - (1/?)
Kaiji is an anime that needs more love!!!! SPREAD THIS. KAIJI IS A BIRB BOY WHO NEED HAPPINESS
I made sprites for the newly-revealed Pokemon Sun and Moon starters!
Rowlet, Litten & Popplio!
Rowlet is a sphere birb. Who wouldn’t want round birb????
I was listening to this song from osu and browsing tumblr… and this is how they synced up xD
THIS SHOULD BE EVERYWHERE. REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. WALUIGI ISN'T GIVEN ENOUGH CREDIT. ENOUGH OF THE ERA OF LUIGI. MAKE THE ERA OF WALUIGI
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I imagine the situation being like:
First Owl: You wanna fight bruh?
*Second Owl gets closer*
First Owl: Bruh you're gay.
*Second Owl kisses First Owl*
First Owl: And now I'm gay.
This asshole flew through two panes of glass. Shook it off. Destroyed my bedroom. Shit on everything he destroyed, and then had the audacity to smile at me as he was being escorted from the premises. (x)
Birds are amazing and important.
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All the pokemon look somber, all elegant in their own way.
And freaking Exeggutor is in the background like, "EYYY WHERE DAT KUSH AT?"
