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reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season" 

hey reblog this if you want a compliment or something

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses this shits goood

We need ourselves some modern robin hoods RIGHT NOW

Derry Girls is coming to Netflix GET PUMPED

YES YES YES

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO thanks for the heads up Phillip

ENERGY

Sounds like they did stop the music

i feel like it’s gay that men gamers only want to play on teams with and against other men…like y’all are playing with other men…..seems a lil spicey to me…and if you wanna get freudian…the guns represent penis and the bullets are semen….so y’all are spraying other men….seems a lil..sweet to me

do you ever realise how lonely your life is

hello i wrote this a while back and i can finally say i’m not lonely anymore ! i moved to uni and made friends and i never feel alone. don’t worry things will always get better !

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

feel free to fall in love w me im just chilling

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

I’m too gay for this

This made me gayer tbh

sun gets tired and goes to sleep like everyone else. next question

if there is no GOD then how does the MICROWAVE know how to BEEP when my HOTPOCKET is COOKED

Her correct use of ‘there’ really illuminates how clever her question is